Super-important one-shot. They’re back, and they’re up to no good, in three stories that will forever change the way you look at yourself, the world around you, and break every funny bone in your body. Chill as Lady Deadpool and Headpool undergo invasive analysis to ferret out the root cause of their majorly abusive frenemieship in “Head Shrunk and Disorderly”. Thrill as Kidpool and Dogpool embark on a 100-ton mechanized joy ride in "Show and Raise Hell”. And get ill as Dogpool’s rampage makes a brand-new archenemy in "Uncertainty Princi-Pals"! Enter, Voidmutt!

Agile, armed, and a howling she-lunatic, Lady Deadpool is a recluse robbed of the only thing she adores more than binge eating: cable TV. In an America ravaged by colossal debt and careening unemployment, the loss of the glowing idiot box is more than this girl can take. Why won't the government do anything? How is General America complicit? Was the genocide of all sitcom writers necessary? Should Wanda ransack the loins of a hot activist? Probably. 'Cause this Merc with a Mouth packs lipgloss. And it's sticky.